Shred Doc #4: Chocolate Crusade

We set out in search of Valentine's chocolate but found much more. We found ourselves.

Random thoughts on random thoughts

There are times when I just feel too lazy to write anything focused. In those times of mental lethargy, well, I usually just don't write at all. But tonight I'm just going to go about my business and when I think of something I want to stupidly rant intelligently comment on, I'm going to grab that thought by the jewels and write the hell out of it.

And... go.

1) Whoever said "the pen is mightier than the sword" obviously never encountered William Wallace. Good luck writing your way out of that one. Especially if you're English and a complete douche.

He will carve your ass to shreds before you even think about reaching for your Bic.

Random thoughts 2-6 after the break.

Meet A.M.I.

I don't want to give too much away (the plot is thick in this one) but trust me when I tell you that watching this video will change your life. Have I ever lied before? Well, I have, but not to you! Well, it depends on who's reading this I guess.

Regardless, it's time for you all to meet A.M.I.. Who is A.M.I. you ask? Click away and find out. Also, scope some outtakes after the break! (A heads up--- if you're sensitive to semi-foul to full-on-foul language, well, you've obviously never heard me speak candidly before. Ever.)



Don't forget the outtakes!

Pop rulez!!!!!!!!!

For the most part, my musical taste is fairly narrow. Metallica? The greatest band of all time. Back in the "Ride the Lightning/Master of Puppets/...And Justice For All" days, no one could touch them. Not even close. In Flames? The best band on the face of the planet at this time. They never let me down. Brilliant.

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A Thalia song just came on the Pandora station I'm currently listening to. I tried to understand just a tiny bit of it but failed miserably. I clicked "next." I like music in American, the language of the free, thank you very much.

Anyway, I like metal. A lot. I've loved it for many moons and let's face it, what's more metal than a tall-ass, orangutan-armed, skinny kid from southwest Minnesota? Barely anything because, dude, I wear Iron Maiden shirts. I am so totally not a poser.

But no matter how many bone-boiling and blood-crushing masterpieces of metalli-tude I hear, there's still one thing that makes every fiber of my being coo and purr like some bizarre, science-fiction hybrid of a baby and a cat (I call it a kitten).

Pop music.

Shred Doc #3: Randoom the Destroyer

Ah the classic "mea culpa" post. My recent neglect of The Shred was ridiculous. A missed post here and there, fine. But weeks of nothing? There's really no excuse for that. Especially since I gave my word that I'd update regularly. Apologies all around, Shredders. From now on, I will do my best, my fucking best, to keep The Shred going with writing, videos and maybe *gasp* even a podcast. To anyone that has checked The Shred over the past few weeks and has found nothing but crickets and inches of virtual dust, I am sorry.

So let's rev it up again, huh? Take a gander at the third Shred Doc dubbed Randoom the Destroyer. A bunch of random clips have accumulating over the past month and I stitched them all together in clip show extravaganza. Enjoy!

And yes, Randoom the Destroyer is the greatest title in the history of titles and maybe even fictitious Vikings.

Shred Doc #2: McQuest

One man's journey for delicious and totally nutritious (they're all lying to you!) food.

The next step, a new chapter and other over-dramatic and clichéd titles

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But I'm going to find out.