Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Topics unfit for Christmas songs

Zombies


Actually, that would be pretty kick ass.
Let's see what other ideas I can conjure up after the jump.












Robots



Hmm, nope. That'd be bad ass too.
Think, think, think...








Dave Mustaine



Well, he's definitely a douche (even Santa has a headache) but there's definitely a worse topic for a Christmas song. 


Hmmm....




Oh yeah.






PEOPLE DYING



Worst. Christmas. Song. Ever.
Hate a Christmas song with a passion? Have an idea for another unfit topic? Comment!

4 comments:

Eric Meyer said...
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Eric Meyer said...

That christmas song is terrible. I feel like my value as a person has been decreased from watching it. I can't think of another bad christmas song... this seems like the only song in the world and now life seems pointless.

I score it 999,999,999,996 suckies out of 999,999,999,999 suckies. That's right, my rating system goes up to nine-hundred-ninety-nine-billion-nine-hundred-ninety-nine-million-nine-hundred-ninety-nine-thousand-nine-hundred-ninety-nine..."suckies". It stops before 1 trillion, because let's face it, rating things on a scale from 0 to a trillion is ridiculous. There aren't THAT many different gradations that can be distinguished when reviewing something. People who rate on a scale of 0 to a trillion need to consider reevaluating their scale...

warfarin said...

entrails...no, entrails always make for good tunes. Cannibal Corpse, anyone? They need to put out an x-mas album.

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